{"id":219,"date":"2011-06-08T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T20:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/08\/ode-to-santa-cruz\/"},"modified":"2019-02-24T18:43:25","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T02:43:25","slug":"ode-to-santa-cruz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/08\/ode-to-santa-cruz\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Santa Cruz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UCSC ran a contest to see who could write the &#8220;best&#8221; Ode to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Santa_Cruz,_California\" data-external=\"true\">Santa Cruz<\/a>. The winning ode would be read by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Garrison_Keillor\" data-external=\"true\">Garisson Keillor<\/a> during his appearance at the Santa Cruz Civic Center. The winning author was &#8220;well-known Santa Cruz visual artist&#8221; Douglas McClelland. Here is my entry followed by Laurie Agard&#8217;s haiku response to my ode, followed by Faith Zack&#8217;s entry, followed by the winning entry. Judge for yourself!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>Ode To Santa Cruz<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Written by Ronald Joe Record<\/div>\n<p><strong>O, sleepy Italian fishing village! City on an elfland hill!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Haven of the aging hippie, Harbor for the shell shocked Vet<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Asylum for the single mother,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shelter for the wrecked and battered<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sanctuary for all seven genders,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Resort for those with ample pocket<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Boardwalk, Harbor, Wharf, and Lighthouse<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Surf Museum and Natural Bridge!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Tide pools, redwoods, and Mission Santa Cruz<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lost Boys ride a Giant Dipper with the silent <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/ZaSu_Pitts\" data-external=\"true\">ZaSu Pitts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ever changing changeless time warp<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Protected timeless mediterranean bay<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dolphins leap, otters roll, and Gray Whales spout<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>We live on the lip of a mile deep trench!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Labs Richter and Long Marine<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Human genome project completed here!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>New planets discovered, ancient fossils uncovered<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/History_of_Consciousness\" data-external=\"true\">History of Consciousness<\/a> Ph.D.s!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Surf city slackers, scientists and skaters<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A crossing of saints where mountains meet sea<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Four twenty stoners, students and surfers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Small town sensibility, global responsibility<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pergolesi &amp; Bookshop,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Crepe Place &amp; Coffee Roasting<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>All collapse and rise again!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The wrecking ball bounces off the Cooper House wall!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Elementary schools close,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Colleges sprout like mushrooms on the Hill<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>O, ephemeral <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mystery_Spot\" data-external=\"true\">Mystery Spot<\/a>!! Tourists flock to thee!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Quakes, deficits, students, and time may change thy face<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Yet redwood, coaster, clock, and train<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>All stand to remind us of times slow pace<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>City of celebration and homeless defecation<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You gave us First Night, Last Night,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Take_Back_the_Night\" data-external=\"true\">Take Back The Night<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nikki_Craft\" data-external=\"true\">Myth California<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nostatusquo.com\/ACLU\/PreyingMantis\/index.html\" data-external=\"true\">Preying Mantis Brigade<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Crazy chaos theory Dripheads, Mr. Twister,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and Umbrella Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The statue of <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/kWybKNk4BFY\" data-external=\"true\">Tom Scribner<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Stirs the lentil vegan pot with saw and bow<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A miracle! He cries real tears<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As &#8220;progressives&#8221; court Big Box chains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Self declared inter-galactic port<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freedomtoexhale.com\/cfinn.htm\" data-external=\"true\">compassion flower<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lampooned by late night standups<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Mocking the Mayor&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/hightimes.com\/news\/ht_admin\/475\" data-external=\"true\">free bags of bud<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eastside, Westside, Town, and Gown<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Your Greenbelt rings them all<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>From Zachary&#8217;s to Zoccolis<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>All of us stroll the mall<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yea, let us don our wetsuits, pull the salt water taffy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Stalk the wild morel we learned of at the fungus fair<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As costumed children greet the Monarch&#8217;s return<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>We celebrate daily the purple scarfed dancing lady<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 that is Santa Cruz<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>Haiku Response to Ode To Santa Cruz<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Written by Laurie Agard<\/div>\n<p>Whitecaps on the bay:<br \/>\nA broken signboard banging<br \/>\nthe wind of Ron&#8217;s ode.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>Ode To Santa Cruz<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Written by Faith Zack<\/div>\n<p>Whiz your bike up West Cliff, watch the sea otters dive<br \/>\nWeave through couples and strollers, joggers and doggers<br \/>\nSwing your hips to the drum circle vibe<br \/>\nWhole grain, organic, earthy crunchy santa crustaceans<br \/>\nSalute the sun on your sweaty yoga mats<br \/>\nSip your chai latte, watch the Umbrella man<br \/>\nPromen-ambling up the mall<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>Ode To Santa Cruz<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Written by Douglas McClelland<\/div>\n<p>Santa Cruz, to honor you,<br \/>\nI declare a mural &#8212;<br \/>\nsurfer facing the sea<br \/>\nwearing a full bore tool belt;<br \/>\nrat gray pony tail.<br \/>\nUnfinished dissertation<br \/>\nin hand &#8212; he balances,<br \/>\nrampant on a green wave.<br \/>\nTattoo of Gaia that bears<br \/>\nthe word &#8220;Mom&#8221; on his chest.<br \/>\nHis board, a riot of earth tones,<br \/>\nbears the proud legend<br \/>\n&#8220;En Plein Air.&#8221;<br \/>\nOn the shore, strong women<br \/>\nwill be seen, gathering<br \/>\nwith a rainbow of others<br \/>\nin solidarity. Planting, writing,<br \/>\ncatching their own waves.<br \/>\nThe painting style is bold,<br \/>\nRivera-like, colors clear,<br \/>\nedges crisp, but the pearly<br \/>\nPacific light sweetens the diverse parts<br \/>\nredwoods, tourists in black socks,<br \/>\nscrewtop wine bottles,<br \/>\npale slackers, bronzed shiatsists,<br \/>\nowlish deans, and organic garlic&#8211;<br \/>\ninto a rare harmony. All gentled<br \/>\nby an avant garde surfbeat,<br \/>\nstring band, folk song loop<br \/>\nfrom an amp behind<br \/>\na tie-dyed screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UCSC ran a contest to see who could write the &#8220;best&#8221; Ode to Santa Cruz. 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