{"id":218,"date":"2011-06-15T00:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/15\/an-enigma-wrapped-in-bacon\/"},"modified":"2019-02-24T18:32:33","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T02:32:33","slug":"an-enigma-wrapped-in-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/15\/an-enigma-wrapped-in-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"An Enigma Wrapped in Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>She&#8217;s an enigma wrapped in bacon<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>She&#8217;s truthful even when she&#8217;s fakin&#8217;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Many hearts she has forsaken<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And now, hers too is tossed and taken<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She&#8217;s a puzzle wrapped in pemmican<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>An inscrutable remonstration<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Defenestrating the ugly American<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dancing naked with Pan in the Vatican<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A conundrum enclosed in a flapjack<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>She carries her doubts in a dark brown gunny sack<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Wrapped with twine from the hair of a riddle&#8217;s back<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>She cooks them with wine and bemused bewilderment<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She giggles when she&#8217;s mad<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Says she lives in Dangling, Chad<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Carved Andy Warhol&#8217;s face in a Brillo pad<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>She&#8217;s warmest when scantily clad<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She&#8217;s an answer in need of a question<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A prudent proposition lacking discretion<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A detour around a wandering digression<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A non-conforming idiomatic expression<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She&#8217;s a dilemma wrapped in a pickle<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Stuffs her pillows with toys and a tickle<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Believes she can be unswervingly fickle<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Puts stripes on her hammer and stars on her sickle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>An enigma wrapped in bacon<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Wrapped in a riddle, stirred not shaken<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Cloaked in conundrums, half of them taken<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Her slumber awakens the sleeping Jamaican<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Written February 9, 2005 by Ronald Joe Record<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s an enigma wrapped in bacon She&#8217;s truthful even when she&#8217;s fakin&#8217; Many hearts she has forsaken And now, hers too is tossed and taken She&#8217;s a puzzle wrapped in&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[147],"tags":[642,645,647,641,646,644,648,643,649],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":901,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ronrecord.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}